Wok Bottom

I like to go to Plopshop and rub shiny fabric onto my naked, inefficient thighs.

I wish I was Mate Koss or Slate Frost or Aqua Fresh.

My eyes, my bloody eyes.

Gok Can Tae Kwon Do Dot Com Phone Home.

I know a girl who seldom smiles.

Is it because;

a) her smile was stolen by a badly dubbed Hungarian millionaire?

b) her bum is shaped like a wok?

Answers on a postcard please.

Closing date for entries - 15/01/10